15 Weird and Fun Things to Buy on Amazon (+ Get $750 to Buy Them!)

Disclosure: We’re letting you know this post contains information about The Smart Wallet’s sister website, Flash Rewards. The Smart Wallet & Flash Rewards are owned by the same parent company and the author is a Smart Wallet employee

There’s no doubt that you can pretty much find almost everything on Amazon.

This time we’re focusing on the weird stuff and we picked out some popular ones that caught our eye. We’ll also show you how to get a $750 Amazon gift card from Flash Rewards so you can go on a spending spree of weird, fun things on Amazon without feeling guilty.

Weird and Fun Things on Amazon

Honestly, some of these would make pretty great stocking stuffers and White Elephant gifts. Plan ahead!

1. Bear Claws Meat Shredder $12.99

Channel your inner Wolverine when you use these claws to easily shred up meat for some kick-ass sandwiches, burritos, quesadillas, and more. Not only will the meat look neatly shredded, but it’ll also save your fingers from burning too. Upgrade to the stainless steel version for just $4 more!

2. Edible Star Glitter $7.23

Amp up your baked goods with a slight Midas touch with edible star glitter that doesn’t add any extra sweetness since they’re flavorless. They don’t add any unwanted texture either since they’re paper thin! Avoid the annoying crunchiness and hardness of sprinkles with this subtle but beautiful edible glitter instead.

3. Giant Boat Float $39.95

“I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat) I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me”

Except this boat is portable and doesn’t cost $$$$. This boat float can hold up to 2 people and up to 400 lbs. It even has a small cooler area to put your drinks in!

There’s also an Avocado Pool Float where the pit pops out to become a pool ball!

4. Custom Pet / Face Socks $15.59

Show your love for your pet or creep someone out with custom face socks! There are plenty of colors to choose from and all you have to do is upload one image and their designers will do the rest. Leaving for college? Gift your parents some socks with your face on them!

5. Rubber Chicken Purse $28.99 | Crossbody Fruit Purse $16.90

Look at how much this rubber hen purse can hold! And all securely zipped in. You’ll delight random strangers and it jazzes up any outfit. And the rubber makes it super easy to sanitize and makes it practically waterproof! When you’re looking for a conversation starter, this is it.

There are also cute crossbody FRUIT purses to freshen up your attire. Pick from strawberry, orange, watermelon, or green apple!

6. Bacon Bandages $6.48

As George Takei reviewed “Looking to add a little sizzle to your next flesh wound? Tired of the same boaring bandages?” Then these bacon bandages are it. Each tin comes with 20 bandages and a random trinket inside! For maximum effect, place it where the full bandage can be seen flat instead of wrapped around a finger.

7. Cat Butt Tissue Holder $39.95

It’s a cat figure! And a tissue holder! This multi-tasking beauty is certain to delight the cat lover with humor. Pick from a Black & White or an Orange Tabby. Fits standard square tissue boxes. This is also perfect for the classroom where kids will get a kick out of this tissue holder. This is high on our weird things from Amazon list.

8. Bread Pillow $19.99 – $26.99

Carb lovers, you can now cuddle with a giant piece of bread without worrying about the calories. With its realistic-looking design, you’ll be sure to get questions like “wait, is that real?” while it chills on your couch. Both comforting on the eyes and on your body, this is a fun gift to get!

Don’t forget about these Baguette Slippers to complete the look.

9. BS Button $11.49

We all know someone that’s full of it. Call them out in a delightful way with this BS button. Smash it down. Or just get it so you can call them out behind their back and in the privacy of your home or office. It lights up, flashes, as well as gives a siren sound. Each button press will have a different phrase!

As one reviewer pointed out, it’s a great tool for responding to telemarketer calls too! Since the button is doing the cursing, the presser doesn’t have to say a thing.

10. Giant Tortilla Blanket $19.99

Be a human burrito. Or human pizza wrap, waffle, or cookie! These double-sided giant blankets are sure to be a hit with whoever’s using them. The SUPER SOFT flannel will keep you warm as well. It also comes with a drawstring backpack bag to make it easier to store and port around.

Live out your IRL Chipotle dreams.

11. Screaming Goat $9.40

When you want something less vulgar than the BS button but just as annoying and satisfying, you can get the screaming goat figure. It also comes with a little book that contains fun facts about everyone’s favorite farm animal. Great for those that work in customer service, pressing this will make you smile and forget about terrible humanity temporarily.

12. Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Soda Sampler Set $28.39

You just know it’s going to be bad. Grab some brave buddies and make it a night of trying gross-sounding drinks as a form of male bonding. Or buy it as a gag gift for the office holiday party. The possibilities are endless with these drinks. Just know what you’re getting into. Definitely high on our weird things from Amazon list.

13. Car Cleaning Gel $6.99

Satisfying and easy to use, this car cleaning gel will get into the hard-to-reach vents and crevices to get the dust! Your hands won’t get sticky and it’s reusable for a few times. Perfect to detail your car with. Use it on your center console, door areas, steering wheel, and more!

14. Yodeling Pickle $12.99

A pickle that yodels. Why not some mindless entertainment? Push the button and have a laugh. One reviewer wrote that it did wonders to calm down an Alzheimer’s patient. Every time the patient had an episode and got into a nonsensical rage, the yodeling pickle would make him laugh and forget what he was mad about. A seemingly stupid, weird thing on Amazon that could be a blessing in disguise!

15. Hundred Dollar Bill Rug $22.52

And it won’t cost $100. This realistic-looking rug will bougie up any space. Or make you feel like a rapper. With over 13,000 positive reviews, it’s a fun rug to have! Prices vary depending on the size and design you choose.

Get a $750 Gift Card to Amazon

To get the gift card, all you have to do is try out some deals from Flash Rewards, a site with over $11 million in rewards paid out to its users already. They work by showing you “deals” that they think you’d like.

For instance, mobile apps and games, subscriptions, financial services, etc. Each type of deal you choose has its own mini task to complete. Complete them and you’ll get the $750!

It goes like this:

  1. Head over to Flash Rewards and fill out basic info (Email, Name, etc.)
  2. Take a quick Survey (it helps them figure out what offers & deals to recommend you)
  3. See if any Offers interest you (optional)
  4. Important: Complete 1 Silver, 1 Gold, and 8 Platinum deals to qualify for the reward
  5. Claim your gift card to get it in about a week!

You won’t get your reward if you don’t complete the required amount of deals. Depending on what deals you choose, you could complete it all in a day, which is what users like to do, but know that most offers aren’t instant.

If you think getting $750 is too good to be true, just know that it’s legit, BUT you have to read the instructions, you’re giving your time, and you do have to spend a little money to earn more money.

I spent about $15 trying out services that I became interested in, and when I completed the deals and submitted the claim, the $750 Amazon gift card arrived in a week. Have fun shopping for weird things on Amazon! If you’re not already a Prime member, check it out for free for 30 days and take advantage of the fast shipping and Prime Video streaming!

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