A job you can give a crap about. Literally.
Puns aside, and there are plenty in their job description, you can finally make your dream come true of getting paid to poop. Aka #2. Aka dropping off the kids.
You already know we post a lot of unique dream gigs but this is the first one to be responsible for sitting on the porcelain throne and talking about what happens.
Dream Gig: VP of Fecal Matters
TUSHY is the modern bidet brand that’s looking for a new VP of Fecal Matters to help continue their mission of reducing global wastefulness and turning people into bidet-lovers.
Since Americans use 57 sheets of toilet paper on average EVERY DAY, that’s 1.5 rolls a week.
It also takes 37 gallons of water to produce 1 toilet paper roll.
At the beginning of the pandemic when there was a toilet paper frenzy, people started turning to bidets to clean their tush and they never looked back.
What The Poo-sition Entails
This will be a 3-month part-time contract position that pays $10,000.
You’ll need to do your daily normal throne time, of course, but also analyze and document your own habits.
In addition to:
- Testing TUSHY products against other bathroom products
- Create video content for social media
- Testing myths about gut health
- Interviewing family and friends about their pooping habits
Depending on how many times you go a day, you’re looking at about 30-60 minutes a day of commitment.
How to Apply
Head over here to their punny application and submit a 60-90 second video of why you’d be the best candidate for the role!
The deadline to apply is July 7, 2020. (Ages 21+)
The top 5 applicants will then be selected to do a Zoom interview. Interviews take place on July 14th and the public can actually attend! Those interested in listening in can keep an eye out for the invite on their Instagram.